Tuesday, 25 August 2015

Repost: Seriously Silly

A very early one, this. But @Pontifex got me thinking about this again today...

Via venerable Rosa, a list of questions from one Eric Hovind...

As Rosa already pointed out, the questions are indeed silly and certainly not something "science can't answer". She even goes as far as providing sensible replies to each and every one of them (even if some are a bit tongue in cheek). What I'll try to do is give questions exactly as much respect as they deserve, which is very little. And I don't think it matters, or that Eric (or his dad, Kent) will really care. After all, they certainly didn't ask them so they can get sensible and correct answers, because if they did their whole world-view would collapse around their ears. So, let's have a bit of fun...
  1. Why am I here?
    Here? What here you have in mind? On Earth? In my office? In general? I'm sorry, but there is no "in general". Unless you mean the birds and the bees. But Rosa already told you about that...
  2. What happens when you die?
    Nothing, really. Unless you meant the funeral, mourning of those who survived you, and suchlike? In which case you're again asking silly questions.
  3. What is the purpose of my life?
    The purpose of your life is to make people believe in falsehoods. The purpose of my life is to enjoy it while it lasts. The purpose of life in general is to replicate the genes. You should read more Dawkins, you know.
  4. What determines “Good” and “Evil”?
    It's the wrong question. It's not "what", but "who". Even you should know that, and even if a god existed. Unless, of course, your god is a rock or something, rather than someone. In any case, it's you and me baby, who determine good and evil. I wonder we share the definitions, though, you and I.
  5. Where did love come from?
    Which love you have in mind, Eric? My love for my wife comes from me. Her love for me comes from her. Your love for your god comes from some sort of delusion, but that's your problem, not mine.
  6. Why does mankind abuse and kill its own?
    Let me answer with a question once again: Why do most animals abuse and kill their own? But if you really want to know, it's for personal gain and enhancing chances of one's (genes') survival. Oh, but if I grant you a god exists then the answer is obvious: because your god wants it like that. Which means he/she/it must be evil (see also question number four).
  7. Where did the first teeny-weeny molecule of matter come from?
    As Rosa kindly explained it came from the first teeny-weeny atoms of matter. Go grab yourself a textbook on physics, will you?
  8. Does a physical world exist beyond my mind?
    Yes it does. It's all that stuff you can feel with your fingers.
  9. Why are there male and female?
    You really should spend more time actually finding answers, rather than just piling up questions. By the way, there are also living things that do not have male and female forms. And now go grab yourself a biology textbook.
  10. Why does it take both sexes to create a new life?
    Not necessarily. See above. And that textbook. You can sure afford one. Oh, and because it's fun. Sex. Seriously. You don't think so?
  11. What is life?
    Have a look in the mirror. Then go to a farm and look at all the animals and plants. Then, if you're still curious ,go get yourself a microscope and have a look into a drop of puddle water. But seriously... No, can't be bothered. And by the way, why is such a question even relevant? Interesting, yes. But relevant? Not sure it is.
  12. Where did laws come from?
    In UK, the laws are enacted by parliament. The parliament is elected in general elections, generally held every four or five years. Elected are 650 (soon to be 600) members of parliament. All of them human (at least by the outside looks). So, I guess the laws come from men (and women). At least in Britain, and I suspect in the States, too. Don't tell me you didn't know that?
  13. How did Time, Space and Matter come into existence?
    Here, you should read more Hawking. Can you really not afford a good book? It does seem your funds only stretch so far you can buy a Bible, Internet access, and a computer. Or did you have to borrow all of those, too? (I see you capitalised them all. If you actually meant specific people or objects by those names then I'm sorry, but I don't know (of) them personally so can't help.)
  14. How did something come from nothing?
    This is something that can be read about in a b-o-o-k. One on (quantum) physics. Not a Bible. Sorry.
So, there you have it Eric. A completely useless set of answers to a completely silly set of questions. You asked for it mate. Just don't go crying into your beer. But I guess you don't drink. A shame. Inebriation makes intense religious experiences easier to obtain. It does go hard on your liver, but what's a liver when enlightenment is in the offing. Or, for much better results, you could actually go to a decent school or university (or both, in that order) and get yourself up to speed with science. Real science. Repeat after me:

B-i-b-l-e   i-s   n-o-t   a   s-c-i-e-n-t-i-f-i-c   t-e-x-t. 
I-t   d-o-e-s   n-o-t   e-x-p-l-a-i-n   t-h-e   w-o-r-l-d.

Phew, that was a mouthful. Shame you won't listen. I can almost see you with fingers in your ears shouting la-la-la-la-la so you're not infected with that greatest of all evils - the truth and knowledge.

Sad. Truly sad...

No need to thank me for giving you answers to more questions than Rosa did. Really. It was my pleasure.

Tuesday, 26 May 2015

The Ultimate Netbook?

Despite seemingly living in the day of tablets (and not the kind you pop into your mouth to make you feel better - or transport you into brave new worlds) I think we can all agree that said gadgets do not make a perfect travel companion for the wo/men who wants to have all their data close at hand at all times.

And no, the cloud doesn't really cut it either - as everyone who found themselves on the wrong side of the base station antenna, a roaming agreement, or a ridiculously expensive hotel WiFi can attest to.

Think of carrying a portable hard disk with all your stuff on it? Think again. It's cumbersome to keep up to date. It's cumbersome to haul in your baggage. It's even more cumbersome to keep tethered to your main device - especially if that device is a tablet which usually means jumping through hoops to treat external storage as naturally as if it were internal.

Oh, and did I mention you may also need to bring an external keyboard should you wish to type any significant amount of text?

Add all this together and you actually have all the workings of a humble little netbook, a format that flourished some years ago and now almost extinct. And wouldn't it be nice to have a, say, 10 inch little laptop with decent CPU, a moderate amount of RAM, and a hard disk (or, even better, an SSD) that can hold all the data you may ever need on your travels (or, for that matter, in your own bed or a sofa). If it could also become a tablet on demand - so much the better, eh?

Hey! Lo and behold: you actually can!

Enter Asus T100A-DX066H - a 10 inch tablet with detachable keyboard, sporting an Intel Atom Z3775 CPU running at respectable 1.46 GHz, with 2GB ofRAM, and - wait for it - a 500GB hard disk, a real proper spinning kind, 9.5mm thin SATA job. It runs Windows 8.1 and has a touch screen, too. Pretty much exactly what I described above, right? But it gets better: the hard disk is not only easy to replace (think a few screws and opening and closing the keyboard part - which has pretty much no other key components to break, either), but replacing it won't void your warranty.

So, if your storage requirements are like mine, and especially if you have similar hard drives knocking about your drawers already (like I do) you can easily beef this little fellow up to, say, 1TB SSD or even go wild and have it with 2TB spinning rust disk instead. Now, the only other thing you need to sort out is making sure your main machine is nicely cloud connected and/or backed up on-line and then install the required clients on the T100 to have mirror your stuff whenever it is connected to a sufficiently fast (and cheap!) Internet pipe.

For the latter part I heartily recommend any or all of the following: Dropbox, Google Drive, Insync, and Crash Plan. Of course, if you are that way inclined (and do not run Linux as your main OS) there's always OneDrive from the Beast (these days, by the way, very seriously on the way to Beauty side of the spectrum). Have these all properly wired up and connected, and live through the pain of initial sync (it will take days, trust me) and you will end up with an almost perfect mirror of your digital world that you can take with you literally everywhere. A win, if ever I saw one.

A word of caution, though: you will have to make sure you power up and connect your T100 to a decent data pipe often enough for its storage to be a reasonably up to date copy of your main data repositories. You will also have to make sure you carefully partition your data on the T100 if you want to use it as a tablet as well, since the hard disk stays with the keyboard and the tablet part has a meagre 32GB (~10GB usable when everything is installed) of SSD storage. This can be bolstered with a MicroSD card of up to 256GB, but again, anything above this will have to remain with the keyboard half. Personally, I don't find this limiting, but caveat emptor.

One last word before I leave you to ponder the possibilities which, albeit not endless, must be quite tempting - even if you decide not to bother upping the hard drive capacity and/or speed. Yes, I mean the pesky Windows 8.1 that comes pre-installed and hard to get rid of. Yes, I would very much like to be able to easily boot it off and have a nice, lean, Linux distro instead (Xubuntu Core, I'm looking at you). But, on the flip side, one does, on occasion, have a need for a Windows machine and since this T100 should have by now become a Mini-Me of your main PC - whatever OS that runs - having it run an alternative, even if inferior, OS can almost be seen as a plus.

So, there you have it: if you were looking for your ideal digital travel companion I don't think you can go wrong with the T100, especially modded and kitted out as outlined above. Add to it a decent smarthphone (how about this One), a smartwatch (this one's nice), and why not a decent compact digital camera (fine example here) and your travels will become that much better and more pleasurable - and all for a modest price (unless you opt for a 1TB SSD, of course) and all fitting in a surprisingly small volume.

Happy travels!

Monday, 20 April 2015

Repost: Religious Tolerance

(As relevant today as it was almost five years ago...)

Religious tolerance... What is it? Do we need it at all? If yes, then how do we get it? Read on, for yet another one of my rants that meanders wildly before totally getting out of hand...

All these questions have been asked for as long as the concept itself has started doing rounds somewhere just after the Dark ages. Recently, the issue got another boost when plans emerged to build a mosque close to the Ground Zero of the 9/11 attacks on New York. As year's 9/11 anniversary loomed just as this got me thinking (again) I decided to postpone writing about it.

Now the anniversary is safely behind us (even though the next one will soon again become "near enough", I'm sure) here's a few of my thoughts on the subject. As if anyone cares... I know I don't (that nobody does).

To anyone following this blog, my opinions about religion in general should be well known. I can also promise to continue my religion-bashing with the same carefree abandon. But this post is not about whether religion is good or bad, needed or superfluous. Here, I will assume that religion is here (and probably here to stay - unfortunately), and ask (myself) how best to arrange our society so it (both the religion, and the society) does the least harm possible. So, let's see where we can get with this...

[...a few days, and a few abortive attempts later...]

Oh dear...

When I set myself this task I thought sensible word would come pouring out like a clear, fresh mountain stream. Instead, I ended up with a number of anti-religious tirades that had a distinctly stale whiff around them. Nothing wrong with them, per se. Just nothing new, and really, nothing to promote religious tolerance. Or, more correctly, promoting religious tolerance mostly in the same way as a parent tolerates an immature child's silly shenanigans. And the problem is: religion's (and religious) shenanigans, both historically and these days, might be silly, but they's also usually deadly serious.

Have a look at this particular development. I could possibly, maybe, just, agree with The Economist blogger that total freedom of speech should include the right to burn books, flags, and whatever else is seen as fit to incinerate (apart from other people, obviously - though not always and to everyone). Although I am not so sure. At least here in Europe, we have too often associated book (and people) burning with the worst of the worst. I am, however, very happy to agree with the following, from the same post:
It is, in fact, part of a global religious-extremist tag-team rally, in which provocateurs in the West gin up obnoxious anti-Islamic gestures that give extremists in Islamic countries an excuse to damage property and assault people, which in turn grants more publicity to the Western provocateurs. Extremists on both sides end up with more media prominence and more political and social power, and everybody wins.
Tag teams indeed. Squares quite well with the fact that, for example, evangelical creationists in America cooperate closely, and quite happily, with Turkish Islamic fundamentalists, sharing experiences, advice, and efforts to discredit the fact (not the theory!) of evolution. And at least these guys have lunches together. Which is not to say that I necessarily approve of that particular kind of "religious tolerance". Sounds too militant to me - by far - despite all its "peacefulness".

All of which again leads me around in circles, failing to come up with any sensible thing to say about religious practices. Any religious practices, really. Apart from maybe the ones which are conducted somewhere very private, where I, and the world at large can go on about our peaceful business unimpeded.

Because, see, I really couldn't care less about which religion should have more or less "rights", "freedom", or be better "tolerated". What my argument seems to be slowly, but surely, boiling down to is that, yes, everyone should enjoy freedom of religion - or any other delusion they care to pick - provided they do not create public nuisance. And religion, of late, just like of the last few millennia, is creating an almighty racket.

Wars, prosecutions, discrimination, child abuse, promoting unsafe sex practices - you name the ill, they've peddled it. And not just to their own flock. Oh, no. Pretty much every single religion would love nothing more than to see the whole world shaped in its image. Tolerant? My...

So, yes, I am happy to be tolerant of any religion and/or belief, but only for as long as they are tolerant of me - and everybody else who does not care to join in. Do it a much as you like, but do it so I don't have to notice. And do note, this does not mean you shouldn't build your temples, or whatever other fancy takes your fancy. Please do. And please do it wherever you see fit - if it fits with the laws of the land. But do also note that, just like you cannot be allowed to build a tower that is in danger of collapsing and killing innocent bystanders or passers by, you should not be allowed to do stuff that can conceivably result in something similar - like, for example, publicly burning other people's religious texts.

Not because those texts are in any way sacred - they're not, and surely no more than your own - but because every man (and his dog) knows you're doing precisely so you can cause as much damage to innocent bystanders as you can.

Does this sound intolerant to you? I'm sure it does. It is meant to be intolerant, too. Intolerant of irresponsible and dangerous (religious) practices. So, put down you matches, and go back to your temples. No need to stay there, but when you do come out, do try to blend in.